What you are reading is not an overview of that script. That is for later in the week if I run out of other things to write about (in other words, I'm straight up telling you to expect some filler every now and then).
Instead, we're going to read romantic fanfiction based on the Nicktoon "As Told By Ginger". Yes, it exists, yes, there are pages full of this ridiculousness on Fanfiction.net, and yes, you read that last sentence correctly. I love the internets.
Today's selection is "i know it wrong but in my mind its right" by 5x5shadow5. The work is a sweeping literary masterpiece, with sentences strung together with artistic abandon and a elementary school level grasp of both relationships and grammar.
The opening sentence, "I know it might be wrong but in my mind its right, I know it might be wrong but in my mind its right, My name is Courtney and her name is ginger" lets you know right away what you're getting into. 5x5shadow5 takes no time for descriptions of a character's super-meaningful morning routine or the overpowering out-of-character emotions every fictional character feels in every fanfiction ever, he just cuts to the chase. Courtney Gripling wants to tap Ginger Foutley's sweet animated booty and she wants to tap it so bad it hurts.
The first sentence makes up a longer poem written by Courtney to Ginger, in which she states that she's moving to England because she can't tell Ginger how she feels. This is a perfectly rational thing to do, at least, it is in the fanfiction world, where tentacle rape is commonplace and every male character in the history of fiction has sodomized either InuYasha or someone from a Final Fantasy game (probably Sephiroth) multiple times.
Of course, the next paragraph is a poem by Ginger:
"This girl makes me happy I guess she’ll never know how much I treasure the time we spend alone,
Her name is Courtney the prettiest thing ive ever seen,
I’d never say it too her cause that would be too weird,
She’d never like me back I’m just too different,
So next time you hear of me is in a place called England,
Is it really that much of a shock my name is ginger and her name is Courtney a love that is never meant too be."
Yup, Ginger is moving to fucking England too.
What follows is a series of coincidences commonplace in fanfiction: They wind up moving to the same town in England, wind up in the SAME CLASS, hook up and start an adorable puppy love relationship and move back to America, where Courtney gets kicked out of her house. Luckily, Ginger's family lets Courtney move in with them until it's been 15. It is never explained as to what there has been 15 of, adding an element of mystery and intrigue to the story.
Like all relationships, the initial puppy love phase wears off and the two girls drift apart, only to run into each other years later while walking down the street.
Needless to say, if you like fanfiction involving two characters from a cartoon nobody actually remembers having a creepily innocent relationship, you will dig the hell out of the 30 second wishful thinking opus that is "i know it wrong but in my mind its right". Those of you looking for hardcore underage carpet munching scenes might want to go find some Rugrats or Codename:Kids Next Door fanfics or something instead.
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