FUCKIN BACK

That's right, kiddos, get ready for another round of 122 Hours of Fear starring me, Rex. I'm bringing the blog back so you can read more about the vidjagames, music, horrible movies, and whatever else I decide to write about.

Today's topic: Left 4 Dead Porn.

According to Rule 34 of the oft-referenced "Rules of the Internet", if something exists then you can probably find porn of it online. Street Fighter? Every one under the age of 16 reading this blog is probably going to shoot a few Hadokens after clicking this link. Thundercats? AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO *splat* Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers? Scroll halfway down this page for some hot, to-scale mouse-on-human action rendered lovingly by Mr. Ray Jones.

This sort of thing doesn't shock me anymore, to be honest (then again, I did write my own fanfic about Mario & Luigi's Roman Shower fetish, but that was a PARODY), but, to the vast majority of people, this sort of stuff isn't hilarious, it's sickening. When it involves something like zombies, it's even more disturbing.

When I read about the Left 4 Dead porn (creatively titled "Left 4 Head", LULZ) earlier on Kotaku I knew I had to seek it out or risk losing cybernerd cred. Luckily, I found it and am downloading it right now. A full review with screenshots and everything will come soon, perhaps tonight, even (the download will be done in 15 minutes but I have to take screenshots, think about what I'm going to say about the porn and how I'm going to make some kind of profound statement about mankind using the porn, plus I have to WATCH the damn thing first), but if you really, really need your zombie porn fix right nao click here.